The slug is the most hideous gastropod mollusk IN THE WORLD. They are also inadequate! They lack a shell--the thing that makes their sisters and brothers from the Snail family UNIQUE and ENDEARING. What is a snail without a shell? A slimy shit. And what is a slug but a snail without a shell?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE EQUATION? SLUG = SLIMY AND SHITTY.
This is possibly the only thing that would ever call for BIG GAY COLORED TEXT but is it not appropriate in the face of such an odious being? ODIOUS. THAT'S A BIG WORD USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING HORRENDOUS.
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